Hi I'm 27. I like to go out, play pool (8ball), catch movies and have a good time. I have a witty sense of humour. As far as my sex life goes, I don't have any! I've been fighting depression for virtually all my life. Thus I've never gone out on a date (although I do ask girls out, I get turned down). I've reached a point in my life where I can't feel any more pain. I don't care about myself or my (sex) life anymore. I love my family, and have devoted the rest of my life to taking care of them. I have one best friend, and a handful of other friends, so I don't need/want anymore.

My Ideal Person With the way my life is, the closest thing to a partner is this website (among others) and pornography. As stated above, I don't care anymore. While I would love to have a satisfying sex life, the odds are against it. So hypothetically, if I had a woman in my life, she would:
(a) have a sense of humour. This is a must.
(b) be understanding.
(c) honest. I don't play head games.
(d) open minded.
(e) physically, not overweight or obese. And not too skinny either.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
When I do get a girlfriend, I'll bring her over to work (after hours) and do some "real work" on my desk. I'll tell my assistant to hold all my calls.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
My desk at work

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Bjork. I know, sounds weird but she's hot and can sing!

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