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seanoftulsa 66 / M
"Guys, thanks, but NO THANKS!"
Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
 
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seanoftulsa 66/M
Tulsa, Oklahoma
I really prefer women who are not crazy, or who are at least properly medicated.
Introduction
Looking for fun and friendship. Most importantly, no drama! UPDATE 09.26.17 OK, so I write ...... sporadically and not well, but I write. Recently I wrote a dirty joke that makes me laugh and laugh. It's so obvious I'm sure someone else has come up with it before, but this is honest, I didn't lift it from anyone. Here you go. So, I was talking to a blonde in a bar the other night. We'd been drinking, and we began revealing our secret desires to each other. I looked around to make sure no one was would be able to hear me, leaned over and whispered in her ear. "Like every guy, ever, I'm secretly curious about autofellatio." She put on some lip gloss and took me out to her car. ha ha ha ha aha ha ahaaha ahaa haaa ... I slay myself sometimes. [B]-UPDATE-[/B] 01.29.10: Ok, so here's the deal. I spent the bulk of my youth doing stupid shit trying to impress women, chasing after women who acted like they didn't want anything to do with me until I stopped chasing them, then they'd express surprise that I didn't know they'd been interested, dealing with grief and drama and bullshit and heartbreak, all in the pursuit of women (OK, sex). Now, I'm older and wider (but I still have all my own teeth and most of my hair), and have come to realize that I'm invisible to hot young chicks, and I'm OK with that. After years of therapy, cheesecakes and free porn on the internet, I've decided that I like me enough to insist people in my life treat me with the same respect I give them. When it comes to relationships, here I am. If you like who I am, that makes me happy. If you don't, I'm OK with that. It's not that I'm rude, I'm not. It's not that I'm an asshole, I'm definitely not. What I am is a considerate per who takes great pleasure in making the woman I'm with happy, BUT, I am who I am, and if that's not who you want to be with, it ain't gonna change. Every woman I've ever met says she wants a man who will accept her for who she is, yet many of those same women want to make me their next remodeling project, just as soon as they get the marble countertops and bamboo floors installed. I live a crazy schedule, where I sleep from 6am to 2pm, and I like that. My hair is long. Some people say it makes me look like a Bee Gee (the cool one, not the bald-one-who-always-wears-the-hat, or the light-in-the-loafers-looking one), others say it makes me look like the old lady from "Throw Momma From The Train". I don't care. I'm growing it out for Locks of Love, and once I've done that, it'll never get more than 1/2" long again; it's driving me nuts! [B]-UPDATE-[/B] 09.05.10 ... Since my hair's been long enough to put in a ponytail, I don't get the comparis to that Bee Gee dude anymore. Now it's Steven Seagal. Still way better than the Throw Momma From The Train Lady, and I get closer to being able to cut it off every day! [B]UPDATE:[/B] 10.10.10 ... I'M FREEEEE!!!!!!! Donated the hair, it's very short now, and I LOVE it! Locks of Love is a great cause, and I'm really glad I did it, but NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! My sleeps with me. That's not gonna change. There's room for one more in there, but it's a package deal. I love to laugh, I love to be stimulated (intellectually, dirty-mind, not just sexually). I love a spirited debate, but I won't argue. If the woman I'm with and I are unable to discuss our differences and either come to a compromise, or at least accept that we can't find common ground on some things, then we don't belong together. Oh, and I'm not gonna watch Dancing With The Stars for anyone (even though that Carrie-Ann judge is really hot). On the other hand, I don't belch or fart in front of other people and I don't watch football or Nascar either. I think that's a pretty fair tradeoff. Let's just be straight with one another. I have a great dog, broadband internet, and digital cable with a 4-tuner TiVO. If we end up not being a good match, I'll get over it. Eventually At some point. Maybe

My Ideal Person Big Breasts and Low Inhibitions

Ok, so maybe there's a little more. I like women who like who they are, and who won't tolerate people who make them feel like they're less than they are.

I like women who are intelligent, who have opinions and aren't afraid to express them, but who have enough self confidence to be able to accept the fact that someone might not always agree with them.

I don't like women (or men, for that matter), who mask rudeness in honesty, who treat people badly, then say "Hey, I was just being brutally honest".

Brutal honesty is bullshit. You can be absolutely straight with someone, and remain considerate and kind.

For example, when she asks "Does this make me look fat?",

"You give the most amazing blowjobs" is an absolutely honest, truthful answer that also keeps you from getting punched in the face.

In my book, that's a win/win,

-UPDATE- 03.09.10: OK, I get it. There are 50 men for every woman on here, and we are all horndogs who will do whatever it takes to get a woman's attention. Women can do pretty much anything they like, treat the guys anyway they like, and they'll either take it, or there are a dozen lined up behind them who will.

That's just not gonna fly with me. I ain't that good lookin', I ain't that smart, I sure ain't that rich, and my dingie ain't that big, but I like me, and I'm not interested in having any kind of relationship with anyone unwilling to treat me with the most basic common courtesy.

As I said earlier, I spent my youth doing stupid shit trying to impress women, but today, I have a dog who is ALWAYS so happy to see me she wiggles whenever she sets eyes on me, and the amount of porn that is available on the internet for FREE is mind-boggling. I'm sure I can somehow get over not having the benefit of someone's company who initiates PMs with me, then responds to my attempts at conversation with 15 minute waits and one-word answers, or responds to my emails with automated responses or "lol". It'll be tough, but I'm sure somehow, some way, I'll manage to survive.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE sex. The beauty of being my age, however, is that maturity has taken the edge off of my libido to the point where today I only think about sex two or three times a minute. That has let me realize that fucking someone is cool, but fucking someone I actually LIKE is a lot better. It's led me to a simple rule; never have sex with someone you wouldn't want to hang out with when there's no sex involved.

I'll pursue, but I don't chase, ever, so to those of you wondering why you haven't heard from me in awhile, there's your answer. I doubt you're wondering, though. I'll bet there were 20 guys who immediately filled any vacuum created by my absence. Still, it does my ego WONDERS to say it.

-UPDATE- 09.05.10: So, I'm on another site. One that's not so sexually-oriented. I got an email the other day from a woman who was letting me know she would have been VERY interested in me, except I'd put "casual sex" down as one of my interests. Wow. Ladies, in case you don't know, there are two kinds of men in this world; men who say they're interested in casual sex, and liars.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Latex, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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  • 66 / male
  • Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: September 24, 1957
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Widowed
Height: >6 ft 4 in / >195 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: I work with a Cargo
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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